I don't know how I missed Whipping Users into Shape , but it's a hoot...
"Ease of use is out. Design your sites to be hard to use. Hard to navigate. Hard to access. Here's a little gem of advice: Use dark colors on dark backgrounds. Winnow out the deadbeat Web surfer chaff."
And although there are so many things wrong with this gem I ran out of fingers and toes counting them, he challenges some assumptions that desperately need to be challenged, such as the model of the user as channel surfer.
"the Q-Drive for Windows and Apple Mac - USB Storage from Agaté, a miniature "hard drive", is a revolutionary storage device that's about the size of a car key!"
sometimes the very best idea is the simple and obvious one.