I'm leaving sometime today for Iowa. My husband and I are driving cross-country, taking a slow route there to see the sites.
I imagine this site will be quiet (a.k.a abandoned) for the next two weeks. Widgetopia and boxes and arrows should continue to entertain, though!

Résumé
by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

My outlook & outlook express have decided to give up the ghost on my sickly home mach8ine. I'm planning a clean install to wipe my drive, but I'm still backign up stuff. That means I need a mail client that functions (I find squirrelmail which dreamhost provides... well... squirrely)

Outlook is virusy
Eurdora advertises
Batmail is geeky
Thuderbird is full of bugs

You might as well phone.

Sigh. My new dream project: Design a mail client.

(I went with Thunderbird)